Malapropism -- the ridiculous misuse of a word, often with humorous results. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/malapropism
Sometimes alcoholics say the funniest things, often when they aren't trying to be funny. Here are some samples of malapropisms I've heard recently. Strictly speaking some aren't true malapropisms, but it's my page so deal with it. There are many more funny things I've heard but can't remember right now and these have occurred since I thought about writing them down. If you have any you want to share let me know!
- Rarely have we seen a person thoroughly follow our path ...
- That feeling of usefulness and self-pity will disappear...
- ...a manner of living which demands ridiculous honesty.
- ...our decision of alcoholics, our chapter...
- Remember that animosity is the spiritual foundation...
- Sought through prayer and medication...
Of course the funniest thing a newcomer can say is:
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